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COBOL fingers: /koh'bol fing'grz/ n. Reported from Sweden, a (hypothetical) disease one might get from coding in COBOL.
The language requires code verbose beyond all reason (see {candygramm...
COBOL hackers do it by committee.
COBOL is just a bug with syntax
COBOL is not dead, it just smells that way.
COBOL is the next best thing to coding it in binary.
COBOL: /koh'bol/ [COmmon Business-Oriented Language] n.
(Synonymous with {evil}....
COBOL programmers are destined to code COBOL for the rest of their lives, and thereafter.
Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.
COBOL programmers are self-documenting.
COBOL programmers do it very slow.

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