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• MSDOS is not dead, it just smells that way. -- Henry Spence
• MS-DOS isn't dead, it just smells that way. -- Henry Spence
• Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny. -- Frank Zappa, "Bebop Tango
• COBOL is just a bug with syntax
• How many Frank Zappa's -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the light bulb is not dead, it just smells funny....
• The past is the only dead thing that smells sweet. -- Cyril Connolly, "Journal and Memoir" 1983
• I live on a one-way, dead-end street ...
• code monkey n 1. A person only capable of grinding out code, but unable to perform the higher-primate tasks of software architecture, analysis, and design.
  Mildly insulting. Often applied to the most junior people on a programming team....
• You can lead a horse to water, but before you push him in, just stop and think how a wet horse smells.
  -- George Gobel...