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• Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.
• COBOL programmers do it with bugs.
• Real programmers don't write in COBOL. COBOL is for wimpy applications programmers.
• COBOL programmers do it very slow.
• COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
• COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.)
• COBOL: /koh'bol/ [COmmon Business-Oriented Language] n.
  (Synonymous with {evil}.) A weak, verbose, and flabby language used by {card walloper}s to do boring mindless things on {dinosaur} mainframes....
• COBOL /koh'bol/ n. [COmmon Business-Oriented Language] (Synonymous with evil.
  ) A weak, verbose, and flabby language used by card wallopers to do boring mindless things on dinosaur mainframes....