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• COBOL programmers do it with bugs.
• Ada programmers do it by committee.
• COBOL programmers do it very slow.
• Sorry. I don't "do" COBOL.
• I'm a programmer, I don't do COBOL.
• COBOL: /koh'bol/ [COmmon Business-Oriented Language] n.
  (Synonymous with {evil}.) A weak, verbose, and flabby language used by {card walloper}s to do boring mindless things on {dinosaur} mainframes....
• COBOL /koh'bol/ n. [COmmon Business-Oriented Language] (Synonymous with evil.
  ) A weak, verbose, and flabby language used by card wallopers to do boring mindless things on dinosaur mainframes....
• What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
  HARKNESS...
• Quote #24 As an appointed member of the three man committee on the long range future of COBOL
  which committee was never disbanded, so I assume it still exists and which also never met, I have a few comments....