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• Quote #24 As an appointed member of the three man committee on the long range future of COBOL
  which committee was never disbanded, so I assume it still exists and which also never met, I have a few comments....
• COBOL is not dead, it just smells that way.
• I just found the last bug!
• candygrammar n. A programming-language grammar that is mostly syntactic suga
  he term is also a play on `candygram'. COBOL, Apple's Hypertalk language, and a lot of the so-called `4GL' database languages share this property....
• I did it! I found the program's last bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug
• We wouldn't get so many weird bug reports if we just stop selling software to alie
• Civilization: Biggest syntax error in history!
• Syntax Error in KITCHEN.H: COFFEE not found.
• Syntax? Why not, they tax everything else.