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Coffee--the beans from Hell!!
Coffee, though a useful medicine, if drunk constantly will at length induce a decay of health, and hectic fever.
-- Jesse Torrey...
Coffee, which makes the politician wise, And see through all things with his half-shut eyes.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Rape of the Lock, Canto iii, Line 117...
Coffeine, Chocolate, Sugar and Sex. -- The Four Food Group
Coffin for sale. Lifetime guarantee.
Coffin not available. Press F10 to cremate.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum -- "I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
COGITO, EGGO SUM - I think; therefore, I am a waffle.
Cogito, ergo am, I think therefore I sum.
Cogito, ergo Batman. I think, therefore I *BLAM*!

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