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  A cat has one tail more than no cat. Therefore, a cat has nine tails....
• Behold! The greatest breakthrough in labor relations since the cat o' nine tails!
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• My cat committed suicide. He shot himself in the head nine times.
• My last cat had nine lives. Slept through eight of them.
• The Clinton cat habla espanol! S-O-C-K-S!
• Ned: Oh, that's a noodle-scratcher. [starts drawing a few random dots] Maude
  [gasps] Cornstarch! Ned: Oh, righty-o! [both laugh] It's good for keepin' down the urges!...
• One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
  -- Mark Twai...
• Which part of the chicken is the noodle from?
• Snakes don't have tails...snakes ARE tails.