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• Thus spake the master programmer: "You can demonstrate a program for a corporate executive, but you can't make him computer literate.
  -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
• I C what you mean.
• I don't want to be literate, I just want to program.
• You mean I can send mail to myself?
• Maj. Burns: What kind of idiot do you think I am? Cpl.
  O'Reily: You'd know that better than me, sir. -- M*A*S*H, television program...
• It's only at mid-life that a Betazoid female becomes.
  ..well...fully sexual if you know what I mean. -- Troi, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2...
• Say what you mean and say it mean...
• This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do to.
  .. I mean, do FOR you. -- Answering machine madness - playing with the calle...
• A man was praying to God one evening, and asked God, "God, in terms of the vastness of your power and knowledge, what does a million dollars mean to you?
  God replied, "A penny." Then the man asked, "And, in terms of the vastness of your power and knowledge, what does a million years mean to you?...