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• Q: What do little WASPs want to be when they grow up? A: The very best person they can possibly be.
• When I grow up, I want to be a CRAY.
• When you grow up, you can suck your pacifier all you want.
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• You wouldn't want to meet the person of your dreams in a bar.
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• You want it *when*?!
• Home is the place you grow up in and want to leave, only to get a little older and grow fond of coming back to.