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  -- Ian Anderso...
• The information you need is not what you can obtain.
• You are smart. Can you make us go?
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Do as I say, not as I do. Do me a favour and don't tell me about it....
• You look at your needs, at your competitors, at what you can afford, and you cut your cloth accordingly.
  -- Ian Ross, AT&T Bell Laboratorie...
• So you don't have to, Cindy, but I was wondering if you might want to go to someplace, you know, with me, sometime.
  "Well, I can think of a lot of worse things, David....
• Monica: Rachel you have to read this book. It's called "Be Your Own Windkeeper".
  It's about how women need to become more empowered....
• Well, let's get started: you want to be on the right or the left?
  -- Hugo, about to sew himself to Bart, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• DETERIORATA Go placidly amid the noise and waste, And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
  Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep....