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Bug? That's not a bug, that's a feature. -- T. John Wendel
Bug: What your eyes do after you stare at the tiny green computer screen for more than 15 minutes.
Also: What computer magazine companies do to you after getting your name on the mailing list....
Bug - when your computer tells you 2+2=TUESDAY you have a bug. See Feature.
Buick Big Ugly Import Car Kille
Buick Big Ugly Indestructable Car Kille
Buick Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Kille
Buick: Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korea
Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
Build a better door and the mice can't get in anyhow. -- Cal Tinney...
Build a better mousetrap, the saying goes -- and with the brassiere, Yankee Ingenuity did exactly that.
But their true stroke of genius was the new bait. The old fashioned mousetrap was loaded with...
Build a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.

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