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Bus error -- passengers dumped.
Buses turn up within seconds of your lighting a cigarette.
Bush and Gorbachev decided to get themselves frozen for a hundred years to see how the current political situation resolved itself.
After the time was up they were thawed, and started to read newspape...
Bush has it backwards -- abortion is surgical; bombing is murder. -- sign at anti-war march
Bushido does not mean what it sounds like.
Bush: Like Reagan without the acting ability!
Bush Lite: Less Capital gains, More Domestic Policy.
Bush? OK, he's experienced, but he's never going to be a GREAT liar.
He can hardly bamboozle Dan Rather....
BUSHPILOTS do it out of sight.........
Bush/Quayle ERROR! Division by Zero encountered.

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