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• Ram: What you do to the side of your computer when it's not working properly.
• A peripheral is what your spouse becomes after you bring a personal computer into your home.
• What do you expect? You are, after all, nothing more than a murderer.
  "And you, Your Majesty, are nothing more than a man who wants to hire a murderer....
• File - What you do to your nails when the computer is doing all of the work
• What do you MEAN it's not in the computer?!? -- Madonna
• What do you mean, 'the computer LIKES CHEESE?!
• WINDOWS: What you throw your computer out of.
• You suspect your computer is more intelligent than you, for good reason.
• Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
  A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you....