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Bureaucarcinoma: a terminal disease which afflicts research institutions.
Braindeath occurs when the administration staff reaches 50% of total....
Bureaucat: A kitty who sleeps on your undies.
Bureaucracy: a method for transforming energy into solid waste.
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
-- Laurence J. Pete...
Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies. -- Honore de Balzac
Bureaucracy is the art of making the possible impossible. -- Javier Pascual Salcedo
Bureaucracy is the enemy of innovation.
-- Mark Shepherd, former President and CEO of Texas Instrume...
Bureaucracy rules OK OK OK
Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative.

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