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Bureaucrat: A Democrat who is holding some office that a Republican wants, or a Republican who is holding some office that a Democrat wants.
Bureaucratic Cop-Out Number 1: You should have seen it when I got it! -- Marshall L. Smith
Bureaucrat, n.: A person who cuts red tape sideways. -- J. McCabe
Bureaucrat, n.: A politician who has tenure.
Bureaucrat (n): Waste product produced by Politicians, see feces.
Bureaucrats are the meat loaf of humanity
Bureaucrats cut red tape -- lengthwise.
Bureaucrats do not change the course of the ship of state. They merely adjust the compass.
BURGLARS do it without protectio
buried treasure: n. A surprising piece of code found in some program.
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