Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Built for comfort, not for speed.
Built God a church, and laugh'd his word to scorn.
-- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- Retirement, Line 688...
Bulges appeared in the fabric of space-time. Great ugly bulges.
Bulldog for sale. Will eat anything. Very fond of children.
Bulldozer: A person who sleeps through the Rush Limbaugh show.
Bulldozer: One who sleeps through a political speech.
Bulldozer: Tagline writer taking a nap.
Bulletin board: Mechanism to allow the socially autistic to masquerade as real people and communicate with one another by posting clever near-random commentary on a remote computer.
Bulletin Broads Baud Better!
Bulletin -- Bulletin -- Bulletin -- Bulletin -- Bulletin -- Bulletin This is a Bulletin -- Bulletin -- Bulleti
The sun did not come out this morning, Huge cracks are appearing in the Earth's surfac...

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