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Breakthrough: We finally figured out a way to sell it!
Break time: Hockey season is over.
Break up a relationship - buy a compute
BREAK v. 1. to cause to be broken (in any sense). "Your last VMS update broke the common data dictionary.
2. (of a program) To stop temporarily, so that it may be examined for debugging purposes. The...
Breast fed: A female FBI agent.
Breast feeding is popular now. It wasn't when I was growing up.
In high school, my mom caught me with an inflatable sex doll....
Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac...
Breast Self-Examination by phone: Press 1. Now press the other.
Breast size times I.Q. is constant.
breath-of-life packet: [XEROX PARC] n.

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