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bricked-up windows -- Oxymoro
Bricklayers lay all day.
Bride, n.: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?...
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite colour? GAWAIN
Blue ... No yelloooooww! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite colour? LAUNCELOT
Blue. BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
Bridge, Kirk here. -- Answering machine madness - science fictio
Bridge players do it with finesse.
Bridge players try to get a rubber.
Briefcase: a trial where the jury gets together and forms a lynching party.

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