Breast Feeding Should Not Be Attempted By Fathers With Hairy Chests, Since They Can Make The Baby Sneeze And Give It Wind.

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Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they
can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

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