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Briefniks of the world, Unite!
Brigadier, a straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.
-- Doctor, The Time Warrio...
Brigadier: [Someone just walked over my grave.] Dr: Perhaps it was a Yeti? -- Mawdryn Undead
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
Bright as Alaska in December.
Bright as an acetylene torch -- without an oxygen supply.
Brighter than Cindi Lauper. But then, what isn't?
Brightest and best of the sons of the morning, Dawn on our darkness, and lend us thine aid.
-- Reginald Heber (1783-1826) -- Epiphany...
Bright-eyed Fancy, hov'ring o'er, Scatters from her pictured urn Thoughts that breathe and words that burn.
-- Thomas Gray (1716-1771) -- The Progress of Poesy, III, 3, Line 2...
Bright-eyed little boys do not catch foul balls. Pudgy half-drunk adults wearing baseball gloves catch foul balls.

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