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British condom makers have developed a model that glows in the dark.
It can be recharged simply by putting it in the light of a table lamp for several hours....
British Israelite
BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON FALKLAND ISLANDS -- Real Newspaper Headline
Britt Ekland: She's a professional girl-friend and an amateur actress.
brittle: adj. Said of software that is functional but easily broken by changes in operating environment or configuration, or by any minor tweak to the software itself.
Also, any system that ...
BRL: BRanch and Leak
Broad based upon her people's will, And compassed by the inviolate sea.
-- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- To the Quee...
Broadcast me scrambled clean, free me from this flesh, I want to be a machine...
BROADCAST MESSAGE AT 4:45pm Brain going down... IMMEDIATELY.
broadcast storm: n. An incorrect packet broadcast on a network that causes most hosts to respond all at once, typically with wrong answers that start the process over again.
See {network me...

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