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Brains by Oxford, Body by beer!
Brains first and then Hard Work. -- Eeyore, Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A.
A. Milne...
Brain stimulator permanently set to -5VDC.
Brains x Beauty = Constant. -- O'Riordan's Theorem As the limit of (Brains x Beauty) goes to infinity, availability goes to zero.
-- Purmal's Corollary...
Brain, v. [as in "to brain"]: To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly
o dispel a source of error in an opponent. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Braise the Lord! (at 325 degrees for one hour, then add veggies)
brake bar: tavern near a climbing area where everyone stops after a hard day climbing.
ee barometer. -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...
branch to Fishkill: [IBM: from the location of one of the corporation's facilities] n.
Any unexpected jump in a program that produces catastrophic or just plain weird results....
Brandy and water spoils two good things. -- Charles Lamb
BRANDY, n. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the- grave and four parts clarified Satan.
Dose, a headful all the...

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