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Brain fried -- core dumped.
Brain him with his lady's fan. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act ii, Sc. 3
Brain Moore: "...the whistle's gone, Ray Houghton clearly 4 or 5 yards offside" Ron Atkinso
Yes, but for me that's when Houghton is at his most dangerous....
BRAIN, n. An apparatus with which we think what we think.
That which distinguishes the man who is content to _be_ something from the man who wishes to _do_ something....
Brain not found. Run for office? (Y/N)
Brain, n.: The apparatus with which we think that we think.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Brain off-line, please wait.
Brain on vacation, body on autopilot.
Brain on vacation, penis on autopilot.
Brain over - Insert coin.

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