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• Brains x Beauty = Constant. -- O'Riordan's Theorem As the limit of (Brains x Beauty) goes to infinity, availability goes to zero.
  -- Purmal's Corollary...
• O'Riordan's Theorem: Brains x Beauty = Constant. Purmal's Corollary
  As the limit of (Brains x Beauty) goes to infinity, availability goes to zero....
• Beauty, brains, availability, personality; pick any two.
• Effort x Time = Constant A. Given a large initial time to do something the initial effort will be small.
  B. As time goes to zero, effort goes to infinity. Corollary...
• Peckham's Law Beauty times brains equals a constant.
• Beauty times brains equals a constant. -- Beckhap's Law
• Vonnegut's Corollary Beauty may be only skin deep, but ugliness goes right to the core.
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