Miscellaneous Collections

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brain-damaged: 1. [generalization of `Honeywell Brain Damage' (HBD), a theoretical disease invented to explain certain utter cretinisms in Honeywell {{Multics}}] adj.
Obviously wrong; {creti...
Brain damage is all in your head. -- Karl Lehenbaue
Brain damage is what we were after...chromosome damage was just gravy
Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some.
brain-dead: adj. Brain-damaged in the extreme. It tends to imply terminal design failure rather than malfunction or simple stupidity.
This comm program doesn't know how to send a break how b...
Brain decay isn't yours only problem.
Brain Disengaged; Call Back Tomorrow.
Brain disfunction detected....
brain dump: n. The act of telling someone everything one knows about a particular topic or project.
Typically used when someone is going to let a new party maintain a piece of code. Conceptua...
brain fart: n. The actual result of a {braino}, as opposed to the mental glitch that is the braino itself.
E.g., typing `dir' on a UNIX box after a session with DOS. -- The AI Hackers Dictio...

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