Leela: That aerosal head spray makes your antenna smell nice...
Bender: Thank you.
Leela: ...but it's doing long-term damage to the planet.
Bender: So? It's not like it's the only one we've got.
Bender: Thank you.
Leela: ...but it's doing long-term damage to the planet.
Bender: So? It's not like it's the only one we've got.
Related:
- Bender, we didn't mind your drinking or your cleptomania or your
pornography ring." -Leela
"In fact,
that's why we love you." ... - Bender: Pardon me, brother. Care to donate to the anti-mugging you fund?
Leela: We don't need to beg, Bender. For God's sake... - Leela: Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom?
Are you jacking on in there... - Bender: He's gay.
Leela: How do you know?
Bender:
I have this thing called gaydar... - Bender: "Aw, I think I got whiplash."
Leela: "You can't have whiplash,
you don't have a neck." Bender: "I meant ass whiplash... - Leela: Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and
reprogram it to let them go.
Bender: Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting... - Are you all right?" -Leela
"Ah,
it's nothing a a law suit won't cure." ... - Fry: Leela, Bender, we're going grave-robbing.
Bender:
I'll get my kit... - I betcha Leela's holding out for a nice guy with one eye." -Fry
"That'll take forever.
What she oughta do is find a nice guy with two eyes...
From the same category:
- There is just too damn much going on in this
conference... - If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
Paul... - My body is a temple,
and my mouth is a concession stand... - A baby is lots more fun than differential
equations... - Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
-
Frank...
