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• Listen, Bender, where's your bathroom?" -Fry "Bath what?
  Bender "Bathroom." -Fry "What room?" -Bender "Bathroom!...
• Ahhh! We're gonna die! Right?" -Fry "Right." -Bender "Ahhh!" -Fry
• Fry: Hey, I don't see you planning for your old age.
  Bender: I got plans. I'm gonna turn my on/off switch to off....
• Fry: "I'm not prejudiced." Bender: "Ah, save it for the cross-burning, Adolf.
• Bender: Fry, of all the friends I've had, you're the first.
• Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
• Fry: Leela, Bender, we're going grave-robbing. Bender: I'll get my kit!
• I refuse to fight! I'm a concientious objector." -Bender "A what?
  Fry "You know, a coward." -Bende...
• Destroy everything! -- Pirate Captain, The Pirate Plane