Professor: Being captain is about intuition and heart. A good
captain can't have either one. That's why cold, logical Bender
is perfect for the job.
Bender: Well, I do think of human life as expendable.
captain can't have either one. That's why cold, logical Bender
is perfect for the job.
Bender: Well, I do think of human life as expendable.
Related:
- One of Bender's kids: Can we have Bender burgers again?
Bender: No, the cat shelter's onto me... - Bender: "Like most of life's problems,
this one can be solved with bending... - Bender: He's gay.
Leela: How do you know?
Bender:
I have this thing called gaydar... - Fry: Where's Captain Bender?
Off catastrophizing some other planet... - Good news, everyone." -Professor
"Uh oh. I don't like the sound of that." -Bender
"You'll be making a delivery to the planet Trisaw." -Professor
"Here it comes." -Bender
"A mysterious world in the darkest depths of the forbidden zone."
-Professor
"Thank you,
and goodnight." ... - Bubblegum: Bender, you can talk trash, you can handle the ball,
but look in your heart and ask yourself: are you funky... - We have come through a strange cycle in programming,
starting with the creation of programming itself as... - Bender:
Life is hilariously cruel... - Fry: You gotta help me, Bender. How can I prove I'm human?
Bender: You could drop dead. That'd show 'em. Fry...
From the same category:
- The Lord and I are in a sheep-shepherd relationship,
and I am in a position of negative need. He prostrates... - You know you've been hacking too long when...
..
you try to ^Z out of Quattro... - Runtime error 1077 - It might help if you turned the printer on,
Doofus... - The problem ... is that we have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with.
Scientists working for the Department of Energy have... - How many
racists
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
The question is irrelevant since you can never find...
