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• One of Bender's kids: Can we have Bender burgers again? Bender: No, the cat shelter's onto me.
• Bender: "Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved with bending.
• Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.
• Fry: Where's Captain Bender? Off catastrophizing some other planet?
• Good news, everyone." -Professor "Uh oh. I don't like the sound of that.
  Bender "You'll be making a delivery to the planet Trisaw....
• Bubblegum: Bender, you can talk trash, you can handle the ball, but look in your heart and ask yourself
  are you funky enough to be a Globe Trotter? Are you?...
• We have come through a strange cycle in programming, starting with the creation of programming itself as a human activity.
  Executives with the tiniest smattering of knowledge assume that anyone can write a program, and only now are programmers beginning to win their battle for recognition as true professionals....
• Bender: Life is hilariously cruel.
• Fry: You gotta help me, Bender. How can I prove I'm human?
  Bender: You could drop dead. That'd show 'em. Fry: I don't wanna....