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Your love life will be... interesting.
Your lover will never wish to leave you.
Your lucky color has faded.
Your lucky number has been disconnected.
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good.
-- Samuel Johnso...
Your mind is the part of you that says, "Why'n'tcha eat that piece of cake?
... and then, twenty minutes later, says, "Y'know, if I were you, I wouldn't have done that!...
Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.
Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.
Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.

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