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You May Get An Opportunity For Advancement Today. Watch It!
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You may get an opportunity for advancement today. Watch it!
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You may get an opportunity for advancement today. Watch it!
TAURUS (Apr.20 - May 20) Take advantage of this opportunity to get a little extra sleep, because you're going to miss the bus again today anyway.
You will decide to lose weight today, just like yesterday....
If you wish to, you will have a good opportunity to get even.
You may be redneck... if you take the kids to watch rabbits breed.
You may be redneck... if truckers tell your wife to watch her language.
Knocked, you weren't in. -- Opportunity
You deserve a break today, so get up and get away ... to McDonald's.
