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You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham, "The Circle...
You can't mend a wristwatch while falling from an airplane.
You can't play your friends like marks, kid. -- Henry Gondorf, "The Sting
You can't push on a string.
You can't run away forever, But there's nothing wrong with getting a good head start.
-- Jim Steinman, "Rock and Roll Dreams Come Through...
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you a new way. -- Will Roge
You can't start worrying about what's going to happen.
You get spastic enough worrying about what's happening now. -- Lauren Bacall...
You can't take damsel here now.
You can't take it with you -- especially when crossing a state line.
You can't teach people to be lazy -- either they have it, or they don't. -- Dagwood Bumstead

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