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• You can't teach people to be lazy -- either they have it, or they don't. -- Dagwood Bumstead
• You can't teach people to be lazy - either they have it, or they don't.
  -- Dagwood Bumstead...
• You can't teach people to be lazy - either they have it, or they don't.
  If you have to hate, hate gently -- Dagwood Bumstead...
• Just what can you teach dead people? Other than "stay".
• I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people.
  You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze. -- Anthony Clark...
• There are two ways of teaching people: You can teach them how to think, or you can teach them what to think.
  Socrates taught people how to think, Jesus taught people what to think....
• Can you teach an old Sysop new tricks?
• Can you teach us to fight with pointed sticks?