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You don't have to be nice to people on the way up if you're not planning on coming back down.
-- Oliver Warbucks, "Annie...
You don't have to explain something you never said. -- Calvin Coolidge
You don't have to know how the computer works, just how to work the computer.
You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers. -- J.D. Salinge
You don't move to Edina, you achieve Edina. -- Guindo
You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting needles.
-- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food...
You enjoy the company of other people.
You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to.
You fill a much-needed gap.
You first parent of the human race... who ruined yourself for an apple, what might you have done for a truffled turkey?
-- Brillat-savarin, "Physiologie du Gou...

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