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• If you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away.
• The most successful direction in which you can throw dice is away.
• When you're through with a beer, you can always throw it away.
• Art is anything you can get away with. -- Marshall McLuhan.
• How many cats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need....