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There was a young man from Brazil, And a lady who'd not take the pill, They lay on the sofa, And a &l
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There was a young man from LeDoux, Whose limericks stopped at line two.
There was a young man from Verdunne....
There was an old Indian belief that by making love on the hide of their favorite animal, one could guarantee the health and prosperity of the offspring conceived thereupon.
And so it goes that one I...
There was, it appeared, a mysterious rite of initiation through which, in one way or another, almost every member of the team passed.
The term that the old hands used for this rite -- West invented...
There was this New Yorker that had a lifelong ambition to be an Texan.
Fortunately, he had an Texan friend and went to him for advice....
There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a lift home from office.
There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a lift home from the office.
There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.
There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it. -- Lily Tomli
Therefore it is necessary to learn how not to be good, and to use this knowledge and not use it, according to the necessity of the cause.
-- Machiavelli...

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