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They seem to have learned the habit of cowering before authority even when not actually threatened.
How very nice for authority. I decided not to learn this particular lesson....
They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom for trying to change the system from within.
I'm coming now I'm coming to reward them. First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin....
They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy. Foreigners always spell better than they pronounce.
-- Mark Twai...
They told me you had proven it When they discovered our results About a month before.
They told me you had proven it About a month before.
The proof was valid, more or less He sent them word that we would try But rather less than more....
They took some of the Van Goghs, most of the jewels, and all of the Chivas!
They Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat -- Book title by Lewis Grizzard
They use different words for things in America. For instance they say elevator and we say lift.
They say drapes and we say curtains. They say president and we say brain damaged git....
They went rushing down that freeway, Messed around and got lost.
They didn't care... they were just dying to get off, And it was life in the fast lane....
They will only cause the lower classes to move about needlessly.
-- The Duke of Wellington, on early steam railroads....

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