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There's no use in having a dog and doing your own barking.
There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos.
-- Jim Hightower, Texas Agricultural Commissione...
There's nothing like a girl with a plunging neckline to keep a man on his toes.
There's nothing like a good does of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.
-- Clare Booth Luce...
There's nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl.
There's nothing like the face of a kid eating a Hershey bar.
There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself.
-- J.S. Bach...
There's nothing to writing. All you do is sit at a typewriter and open a vein. -- Red Smith
There's nothing very mysterious about you, except that nobody really knows your origin, purpose, or destination.
There's nothing worse for your business than extra Santa Clauses smoking in the men's room.
-- W. Bosse...

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