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They call them "squares" because it's the most complicated shape they can deal with.
They can't stop us... we're on a mission from God! -- The Blues Brothe
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...
-- Civil War General John Sedgwick, his last words, Battle of Spotsylvania Court House, 1864...
They [District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity
(1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and co...
They don't know how the world is shaped. And so they give it a shape, and try to make everything fit it.
They separate the right from the left, the man from the woman, the plant from the animal, the...
They don't suffer. They can't even speak English. -- George F.
Baer, answering a reporter's question about the suffering of starving miners....
They finally got King Midas, I hear. Gild by association.
They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps.
-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lo...
They just buzzed and buzzed...buzzed.
They say it's the responsibility of the media to look at government -- especially the president -- with a microscope.
I don't argue with that, but when they use a proctoscope, it's going too far. ...

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