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They wouldn't listen to the fact that I was a genius, The man said "We got all that we can use", So I've got those steadily-depressin', low-down, mind-messin', Working-at-the-car-wash blues.
-- Jim...
They're an insidious bunch, your killer pianos. Had one get loose on me back in '62.
They're giving bank robbing a bad name. -- John Dillinger, on Bonnie and Clyde
They're just jealous because they don't have three wise men and a virgin in the whole organization.
-- Mayor Vincent J. `Buddy' Cianci, on the ACLU's suit to have a city nativity scene removed....
They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!
Thieves respect property; they merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.
-- G.K. Chesterton, "The Man Who Was Thursday...
Things are more like they are today than they ever were before. -- Dwight Eisenhowe
Things are more like they used to be than they are new.
Things are not always what they seem. -- Phaedru
Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other.

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