Miscellaneous Collections

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There never was a good war or a bad peace. -- B. Frankli
There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well.
The king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land....
There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well.
The king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land....
There seems no plan because it is all plan. -- C.S. Lewi
There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.
-- C.S. Lewis, "The Chronicles of Narnia...
There was a little girl Who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good And when she was bad, she was very, very popular....
There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round. On the 12th hole...
There was a phone call for you.
There was a plane crash over mid-ocean, and only three survivors were left in the life-raf
he Pope, the President, and Mayor Daley....
There was a writer in 'Life' magazine ... who claimed that rabbits have no memory, which is one of their defensive mechanisms.
If they recalled every close shave they had in the course of just an hou...

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