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• She's a very dominant woman; she walks on the ground I worship -- Dennis Mille
• She's not a very good wrestler, but you should see her box.
• When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. Whenever she was in a good mood, it turned blue.
  Whenever she was in a bad mood, it left a big red mark in the middle of my forehead....
• She often gave herself very good advice [though she very seldom followed it]. -- Lewis Carroll
• She's 18 and very loose. Too bad it's 18 in dog years.
• Our very hopes belied our fears, Our fears our hopes belied
  We thought her dying when she slept, And sleeping when she died....
• A rose is a rose is a rose. Just ask Jean Marsh, known to millions of PBS viewers in the '70s as Rose, the maid on the BBC export "Upstairs, Downstairs.
  Though Marsh has since gone on to other projects, ....
• She loves you as much as she can (which isn't very much).