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There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. -- Maugham
There are three schools of magic. One: State a tautology, then ring the changes on its corollarie
hat's philosophy. Two: Record many facts. Try to find a pattern. Then make a wrong guess at th...
There are three things I always forget. Names, faces -- the third I can't remember.
-- Italo Svevo...
There are three things I have always loved and never understood -- art, music, and women.
There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
-- Stephen Still...
There are three ways to get something done: 1: Do it yourself.
2: Hire someone to do it for you. 3: Forbid your kids to do it....
There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.
There are twenty-five people left in the world, and twenty-seven of them are hamburgers.
-- Ed Sande...
There are two jazz musicians who are great buddies.
They hang out and play together for years, virtually inseparable....
There are two kinds of fool. One says, "This is old, and therefore good.
And one says "This is new, and therefore better." -- John Brunner, "The Shockwave Ride...

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