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• The waiter says, "The last man who was in the restaurant ate twenty-seven hotcakes right off the griddle.
  And the customer says, "How waffle!" -- Ed Wy...
• Rush Limbaugh: two hundred twenty pounds of sh*t in a five-pound bag.
• Skeet shooters do it twenty-five times in nine different positions.
• Everyone has talent at twenty-five. The difficulty is to have it at fifty. -- Edgar Dega
• Lisa: But seven goes into twenty-eight four times.
  Mathemagician: Uh, this is a -magic- seven! -- "Grade School Confidential...
• Marge: What do you charge for lessons? Jacques: Twenty-five dollars.
  Marge: [shocked] Twenty five dollars! Jacques: [leaning forward] A forty-dollars value!...
• Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones the have at Krusty Burger.
  Skinner: [laughs] Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers....
• Hindsight is always twenty-twenty. -- Billy Wilde
• Didn't twenty-five years of Dr. Who teach you not to trust names like INTEL and ZILOG?