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There is a limit to the admiration we may hold for a man who spends his waking hours poking the contents of chickens with a stick.
-- Tom Robbins, "Jitterbug Perfume...
There is a new anti-communist organization that advocates the use of wooden toilet seats.
It's called the Birch John Society....
There is a time in the tides of men, Which, taken at its flood, leads on to success.
On the other hand, don't count on it. -- T.K. Lawso...
There is a vast difference between the savage and civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.
-- Helen Rowland...
There is always more hell that needs raising. -- Lauren Leveu
There is always one thing to remember: writers are always selling somebody out.
-- Joan Didion, "Slouching Towards Bethlehem...
There is always someone worse off than yourself.
There is always something new out of Africa. -- Gaius Plinius Secundu
There is an innocence in admiration; it is found in those to whom it has not yet occurred that they, too, might be admired some day.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche...

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