Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

There are two kinds of fool. One says, "This is old, and therefore good.
And one says, "This is new, and therefore better" -- John Brunner, "The Shockwave Ride...
There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead. -- Lord Thomas Rober Dewa
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley
LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. -- Jeremy S. Anderso...
There are two problems with a major hangover. You feel like you are going to die and you're afraid that you won't.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman -- before marriage and after marriage.
There are two ways of constructing a software design.
There are two ways of disliking art. One is to dislike it.
The other is to like it rationally. -- Oscar Wilde...
There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope.
-- Oscar Wilde...
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

< previous

10927