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• There are two kinds of fool. One says, "This is old, and therefore good.
  And one says "This is new, and therefore better." -- John Brunner, "The Shockwave Ride...
• There are two kinds of fools. One says, "This is old, therefore it is superior.
  The other says, "This is new, therefore it is better....
• worm: [from `tapeworm' in John Brunner's novel "The Shockwave Rider", via XEROX PARC] n.
  A program that propagates itself over a network, reproducing itself as it goes....
• worm n. [from `tapeworm' in John Brunner's novel "The Shockwave Rider", via XEROX PARC] A program that propagates itself over a network, reproducing itself as it goes.
  Compare virus. Nowadays the term has negative connotations, as it is assumed that only crackers write worms....
• Two heads are better than one. -- John Heywood
• There are only two kinds of tequila. Good and better.
• Two drunks sitting at the bar. One drunk says, "Hey, did you hear about the new ice cubes with the hole in the middle?
  The other drunk says, "Whaddya mean hear about 'em? I married one!" -- Hap Happy...
• New release: Abortions are becoming so popular in some countries that the waiting time to get one is lengthening rapidly.
  Experts predict that at this rate there will soon be a one year wait to get an abortion....