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Theorem: All programs are dull. Proof: Assume the contrary
i.e., the set of interesting programs is nonempty....
THEORY: System of ideas meant to explain something, chosen with a view to originality, controversialism, incomprehensibility, and how good it will look in print.
Theory is gray, but the golden tree of life is green. -- Goethe
Theory of Selective Supervision: The one time in the day that you lean back and relax is the one time the boss walks through the office.
There appears before you a threatening figure clad all over in heavy black armor.
His legs seem like the massive trunk of the oak tree....
There appears to be irrefutable evidence that the mere fact of overcrowding induces violence.
-- Harvey Wheele...
There are a few things that never go out of style, and a feminine woman is one of them.
-- Ralsto...
There are a lot of lies going around.... and half of them are true. -- Winston Churchill
There are bad times just around the corner, There are dark clouds hurtling through the sky And it's no good whining About a silver lining For we know from experience that they won't roll by.
.. -- N...
There are few people more often in the wrong than those who cannot endure to be thought so.

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