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There are few virtues that the Poles do not possess -- and there are few mistakes they have ever avoided.
-- W. Churchill, Parliament, August, 1945...
There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
.. -- Ambrose Bierce...
There are four stages to a marriage. First there's the affair, then there's the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.
-- Norman M...
There are in this country two very large monopolies.
The larger of the two has the following record...
There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats.
There are many of us in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us.
I have observed, for example, that we all get about the same amount of ice....
There are many people today who literally do not have a close personal friend.
They may know something that we don't. They are probably avoiding a great deal of pain....
There are more dead people than living, and their numbers are increasing. -- Eugene Ionesco
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
There are more things in heaven and earth than any place else.

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