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Their idea of an offer you can't refuse is an offer... and you'd better not refuse.
Them as has, gets.
Then, gently touching my face, she hesitated for a moment as her incredible eyes poured forth into mine love, joy, pain, tragedy, acceptance, and peace.
'Bye for now," she said warmly. -- Thea Ale...
Then there was LSD, which was supposed to make you think you could fly.
I remember it made you think you couldn't stand up, and mostly it was right. -- P.J. O'Rourke...
Then there was the Formosan bartender named Taiwan-On.
Then there was the ScoutMaster who got a fantastic deal on this case of Tates brand compasses for his troup
only $1.25 each! Only problem was, when they got them out in the woods, the compasses were...
Then you admit confirming not denying you ever said that?
"NO! ... I mean Yes! WHAT?" "I'll put `maybe.'" -- Bloom County...
Theology is an attempt to explain a subject by men who do not understand it.
The intent is not to tell the truth but to satisfy the questioner. -- Elbert Hubbard...
Theorem: a cat has nine tails. Proof: No cat has eight tails.
A cat has one tail more than no cat. Therefore, a cat has nine tails....
Theorem: All positive integers are equal. Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B.
Further, it is sufficient to show that for all N > 0, if A and B (positive i...

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