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  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• I left the tri-corder on `The Wild, Chunky, Spunky Planet of Mary Lou Retton Clones.
  '" "Spock, you are SUCH a putz." -- "Bloom County...
• You are WRONG, you ol' brass-breasted fascist poop! -- Bloom County
• You may believe you understand what you thought I said, but have you ever realised that what I said was not what you thought?
• I can't relax, 'cause I'm a Boinger! -- Steve Dallas (Bloom County)
• I C what you mean.
• Congresswoman: Well, Mr. Dallas... we've heard your smut masquerading as songs.
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• Yes, I admit it --- I'm a chocoholic.
• Yes, I admit, *I* steal taglines!!